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If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why.
If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why.
Just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.
*follows dreams* *dreams don’t follow back* *unfollows dreams*
*follows dreams* *dreams don’t follow back* *unfollows dreams*
Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a kung fu problem. It’s not a problem if you’re the best at it.
Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a kung fu problem. It’s not a problem if you’re the best at it.
What would Britney do ?
What would Britney do ?
I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy’s mom’s toys.
Especially since they probably have the same names.
I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy’s mom’s toys.
Especially since they probably have the same names.
Before you marry someone, ask yourself :
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