Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a kung fu problem. It’s not a problem if you’re the best at it.février 24, 2014février 18, 2019
I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy’s mom’s toys. Especially since they probably have the same names.février 18, 2014juillet 12, 2015
Before you marry someone, ask yourself : « Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse ? »février 16, 2014juillet 12, 2015
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back… I’m using my face muscles for you, you little shit.février 14, 2014février 18, 2019
I make weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose.février 10, 2014juillet 12, 2015
