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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
The awkward moment when you open your wardrobe to find Narnia but end up in the Monsters Inc. factory instead.
I almost got raped in jail. My family takes monopoly very seriously.
The awkward moment when you get into a van and there’s no candy.
They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses of milk and try to move a wall. You can’t. Drink 3 shots of Vodka and it moves by itself.
Purple Rain
The awkward moment when Ross thinks you’re on a break.
Don’t follow your dreams, follow my blog.
Oh, you have a cigarette behind your ear? Thanks for reminding me how incredibIy badass you are.
On est amoureux le jour où l’on met du dentifrice sur une autre brosse à dents que la sienne.
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