Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you.juillet 8, 2014juillet 7, 2014
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID « IT’S A NO FROM ME ».mai 6, 2014juillet 12, 2015
Why is it so easy to stay awake until 6am but so hard to wake up at 6am ?mars 10, 2014juillet 12, 2015
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s « art » and « music. » When I do it I’m « wasted » and « have to leave Home Depot. »mars 2, 2014juillet 12, 2015
If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why. Just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.mars 1, 2014juillet 12, 2015
