My husband thinks we should spend more time with each other, I am moving the T.V into the kitchen.mars 23, 2014juillet 12, 2015
Accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body.mars 16, 2014juillet 12, 2015
Why is it so easy to stay awake until 6am but so hard to wake up at 6am ?mars 10, 2014juillet 12, 2015
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s « art » and « music. » When I do it I’m « wasted » and « have to leave Home Depot. »mars 2, 2014juillet 12, 2015
If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why. Just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.mars 1, 2014juillet 12, 2015
